In football, when you score three goals in one game it’s called a hattrick. Just thought I’d throw that out there for you Americans reading this.
That was my goal for this weekend; to score three girls in one weekend.
Unfortunately, I didn’t hit the target.
In football, when you score two goals in one game, it’s called a brace. Actually, it means a brace if you have two of anything, but that’s irrelevant. In my weekend, I had sex with two new girls and got myself a new flag.
Pretty successful, one might say. However, I would actually gladly take back my lay on Friday night and the new flag it presented to me for a peaceful, quiet Friday night with my hand. It was that bad. [Read more…]