First off, I apologise. This may hurt your eyes, but hey, I’m sticking it up just for fun.
An opportunity arose for me last Sunday when I was working a 12 hour shift. To pass the time, I reopened my OKCupid account the week before and was trolling girls on it. It keeps me occupied at work when I’m bored.
Anyway, the week before, some fat girl sent me a message and all it said was:
Hey, I would like to get together some time 😉