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I’ve decided to close my OKCupid account. I had a fair bit of success on it between October and January but decided that it was harming my motivation for approaching girls in person. I’ve also had too many girls looking great in their profile pictures but not so great in person. okcupid openers
Last night was the tipping point for me. okcupid openers
I’d left my account to itself for some time now and haven’t been actively messaging girls for a couple of months. I’ve left it open on the off chance that a girl will message me first and I’ve had a few, just not ones I’m interested in (ie, not fit). I get a girl message me last week saying that my profile is the funniest she’s seen. I saw the very talented and hilarious DeliciousTacos write this up and thought I’d stick it on my profile and see the reaction, with a few tweaks of my own. I’ve had a few “asshole” messages and “pervert” messages for having it there, but what he’s said is bang on and some girls have agreed with it. okcupid openers
Anyway, I check this girl’s profile out. She’s 19 and she looks kind of like a cross between Beyonce and Shakira in her best picture of her face. I see in a couple of other pictures she’s not as great as she is in that one, but it’s enough to spark my curiosity. We talk for a few days via whatsapp and I’ve told her to come and meet the Bromigos with a friend after we have our Friday night tapas. okcupid openers
She’s definitely a few notches down than I expected. Me being completely uninterested and genuinely not arsed made the attraction for her higher, naturally, and she told me at the end of the night she wanted to jump me in the bar. Whatever. Still got some nudes from her. okcupid openers
So after that debacle, I’ve decided to close my account down for good. I just can’t be arsed with it anymore and I’ve had more success from the girls I’ve approached in person than on OKCupid…and I know exactly what I’m getting.
So, since I’m out of the OKCupid game, I thought I’d share my most successful OKCupid opener which has yielded plenty of interest, plenty of dates leading to easy lays and best of all, is something most guys aren’t doing. I don’t give a fuck if everyone starts using it now, it doesn’t affect me. okcupid openers
I have to give some credit to BallsyAmog off of the RVF who helped me tweak it a bit which improved the results I was getting. So, without further ado, here it is…
Hey, you are cute like a little mouse. Wanna play a game? And no, it’s not sexual before you think that’s what I’m insinuating you perv.
Wait for her to respond. Mass message it, do whatever the fuck you want to do. You’ll get a response like “okay?” or genuine interest. Some laugh because you’re calling them the perv, when we really know it’s only men that are the pervs!
Okay, it’s called ‘love it or hate it’. That way I get to know a bit more about you rather than asking boring questions.
She’ll ask “how do you play?”, “sure” or something along those lines. Remember, lizards like two things: questionnaires and quizzes. They just wanna talk about themselves.
It’s easy. I say something random like “pizza” and then you say you either love it or hate it.
And voila. This can get dirty real fast and is easy to screen girls who are on the site just to get laid. Godspeed, brobeans. okcupid openers
Oh, and we’re getting quite a lot of views on our blog but I’d actually quite like to know how you lads get on with this if you’re using it. okcupid openers
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